Here’s a wonderful and accurate representation of that night.
hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemonMy brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
My cat started doing this to wake me up.
oh hell no
that is not a cat that is a jungle creature
Oh my god, so cute. Why didn’t we domesticate large cats? We have small dogs, why can’t we have large cats?
Les Inceptionables: I Dreamed a Dream (Within A Dream Within A Dream)
I wonder how many people have ever masturbated to me.